My full name is keith michael anthony bacik.

My dancer name is Xavier Andrews.

My queen name is Marilee.

And we all have our own personalities…but I’m not a schizo, i’m a klepto.

I’ll probably type in all lowercase letters, who’s gonna judge me?

I like to go out, smoke, drink, dance, eat, fix my hair, pat my hair, dye my hair.

Like they say, the higher the hair the closer to god.

I have a few friends I can call my best

And a few I can call my worst, but it’s not like I tell them to their face, right?

I am very opinionated, and I’ll probably tell everyone else but you that opinion.

I’m not as bad as I seem:

My family means the world to me.

…so do my cats.

My nana and papa show me that true love is out there, and lasts forever.

I like to stay in shape and eat right.

Miley Cyrus, who believe it or not is in fact Hannah Montana, is my queen, and almost all of her songs describe my life.

But that’s enough about me.